Council backs idea of EUR 500m renewable energy reservoir

Council backs idea of EUR 500m renewable energy reservoir

Men Are Just Happier People

Men Are Just Happier People

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman ..

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and go to the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

Jan. Musings after feast of Holy Kings in Spain

Over Christmas I was thinking about the three wise mens visit to the newborn "saviour" on the 6th of Jan.Two things:
1)What kind of father and husband was Joseph that would leave his wife in a stable and his son in a crib for nearly two weeks. Could he not get a descent B&B.Come to think of it there were probably safer in the stable than an HSE hospital in Belfast.
2) What kind of wife was Mary that would greet such illustrious visitors in a filty stable. She should have at least Hoovered the floor and but the animals outside.

Happy New Year to All Patsy Fans

Guess who?

The Pope

I think its time that the Pope stood up for all the wrong doings that the Church has condoned over the centuries including Inquisitions, massacres in the name of spreading the Christian message which was usually about wealth accumulation, paedophilia etc. Until such time as he comes clean and opens all of the church archives going back centuries the Catholic Church has no moral mandate to dictate nor does he have the respect to be its leader.

Shortest Quiz Duration

The Irish Independent publish this morning 10th April 2010 a Question Time question:

4.Lech Kaczynski is the President of which European country?

By 6am he was dead.